If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family
Stop reblogging my failure
what i meant to do: write my essay
what i actually did: read all of the smut scenes in western lights
Let’s play a game.
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Going to School
I just want a girlfriend who’s okay with eating pizza in just our underwear and then playing Mario Kart together and taking naps
Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY
omg write it x) ! p.s.: I guess that I can send you philosophy notes if you need xD
hahahhaa i want to!!! i haven’t thought of how to get the demon out of hunter yet but i definitely want to write more :) and hahaha well the teacher’s apparently gonna email them out on wednesday so it’s all good :D
do the thing with smut
im gonna do the thing with smut